What you do behind closed doors is your business

and no one else business. I find it pathetic that people need to validate what they do with their mate to irrelevant fuckers. I am even more surprised that you can get away with talking about your sex life to other people. Like when Kevin Hart talks about the dinner scenario and how the lady said that's why your husband eats ass, why did she know that information? That would not be my wife because the women I date have respect and class for our relationship and would not tell all of our business to the world, certain things should be kept private for a reason.

Knowing what others do behind closed doors, like really how old are you again? Just immature fuckers, like really go watch a porno it's not that hard to figure out if you are that damn curious, and if someone wants to educate you more power to them but don't go up to every person you label as "weird" and say how do you and your mate have sex?! How do two butches have sex, how do FTMs/MTFs have sex, how do you have sex with two effeminate chicks, blah blah blah flipping blah. Like you don't want heterosexuals saying that ignorant shit to you so why do it to others?

And then when someone tells you you act like you are 5yrs old and say eww that's gross why do you do that and you judge the person like really is all that necessary? You fist your girl, you eat out on her rag, you toss your girl's salad, you donkey punch your girl, you strap your girl, you use freaky sex toys with your girl, blah blah blah flipping blah. Seriously just say you want to hide in that person's closet and get it over with already it will save a lot of time trust me.

So if you can't control your maturity level let's do what my mother told me to never talk about Sex, Politics, and Religion and leave it like that.





Matt