This has been passed down from dyke to dyke for generations and generations throughout the centuries. PLEASE DO NOT follow my interpretation because this is the not the unified book of the Isle of Lesbos. Half of this has been destroyed by men in a raid of the quarters of Princess Lesbiana III.
10 Lesbian Commandments!
Thou shall not say Lesbo Goddess in vain. Never put another Lesbo before thy queerness no matter how much control she has over thy soul through her manipulative ways.
Thou shall only date the opposite gender expression.
Thou shall not go against heteronormatives or thy shall be shunned for conforming to atrocious behaviour. Heteronormatives will always be the manner in which we shall conduct thyselves.
Thou shall spread the word of the Lesbo Goddess to none believers. Tis confirming thy ticket into everlasting lesbianhood.
Thou shall not steal ones concubine or wife. Since we are not allowed to theorectically marry, we have many wives and concubines. If thy fellow sister has a lonely concubine withering in the dust, thy shall not revive her. Thy uterus shall be removed unethically and placed in the middle of the town.
Thou shall not lie in bed with thy man. It is blasphemy and thy shall be buried underground with the heterosexuals for 100years.
Thou shall hate the opposite gender because man does not produce life without the product of womanhood.
Thou shall not have common sense. Ignorance and superficiality tis the demeanour in which thy shall carry thyself because the Lesbo Goddess tis the only one who knows best.
Thou shall only fornicate with thy wife or thy concubine. Thy concubine must be branded in order to be proven that she is thy property. Fornicating outside of ones property is blasphemy.
Thou shall not speak up against misogny tis the community. Tis the out spoken behaviour is from a confused questioning mind that shall be shown thy correct way.
I seriously do not comprehend why these outdated laws still stand as a guideline to how a person lives their lives. Were you not paying attention to your foremothers, Audre Lorde and Pat Parker? I do not comprehend and will never comprehend such things that tend to make me laugh. Lo siento Lesbo Goddess, Please forgive me but my queer soul is lost by my over analytical thought process. I do not mean to question your queerness, but why can't I follow your philosophies and those of my foremothers?
Matt
One Love
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