Monday, November 22, 2010

Who and when was your first kiss?

back when I lived in the projects some little hussy in a red flyer wagon. I was mad young, I do not remember her name.

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How many languages do you speak?

Spanish and English. I know very little Swahili. I want to learn more Mandarin, Polish, and Italian.

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Do you believe in God?

my belief system revolves around various philosophical reasonings and teachings, how well people treat Mother Earth and each other. Not necessarily an entity, religion, idol, God, etc. I would say I am more of a spiritualist than religous.

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Thursday, November 18, 2010

If you were offered the job of U.S. president would you take the job?

Yes, I would and I would be impeached within the first year. I'm not a fan of capitalist fascism and imperialist agendas.

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What was your first paying job?

I worked for a photography place, he paid me crap. But I should have been grateful because no one else my age at the time had mula spilling out their pockets.

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Who's the most overrated musician?

People now and days should not be considered musicians, they are just extremely technologically literate.

The Dream, Lil Wayne, Drake, majority of mainstream rappers, My Chemical Romance, Lady Gaga aka marketing farce, Gucci Mane yes I'm still mad they put him on the best rapper list instead of Eminem. The list is seriously endless.

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Who's the coolest person you know?

Since I'm anti-social I find this question to be highly offensive. Lol I'm just kidding. I don't know let me go stick a coolest person ever thermometer up people's rectum to accurately answer this question for you.

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When was the last time you gave flowers?

Like in high school. I don't give out flowers anymore, it's so cliche and they die. If I'm going to give you something you are going to remember that I gave it to you and not some random person. It's going to actually benefit you. I would give someone one of those edible arrangements though, I wouldn't mine getting one myself actually.

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Wednesday, November 17, 2010

What's the best gift you've ever given?

I don't get gifts, except from my mom. Puts on a straight face and nods while you go "awwwwww". Can I wimper in your bosoms? If you're a female of course, wimpering in male bosoms is kind of weird.

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What was the worst concert you went to?

this Lil Romeo concert when I was a kid, it was in the Cricket Arena and that was known as the "ghetto" arena where all the crap concerts were played and minor league hockey. And yes it was ghetto. Lil Romeo I want my money back buddy.

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What was the last book you read?

Honestly, I haven't read jack squat in a while. The next book I have to be has to ease me back into the reading game. Like the D-League aka Pseudo Intellect Celebrity Biography type stuff and after that boosts up my confidence right, I'll be hitting up with some Noam Chomsky and Audre Lorde. I prefer documentaries though, does subtitles count as reading? So serious.

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What video game have you played the most?

I use to be a sports game fiend since I got my PS1, I had all the sports game on lock. But now I've been trying to beat a bunch of Tom Clancy games these days but never finished any of them. I just wanted to shoot people at long distances not strategically find clues about shooting people.

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What's your dream car?

As a typical teen it was a Civic then it went to an Acura decked out in chrome and titanium, Silver Surfer style. Now I want an Audi. Black on Black.

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What TV show do you wish would go off the air for good?

How about a network? Black Evil Television!

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If you could eliminate one thing you do each day in the bathroom so you never had to do it again, what would it be?

What in bloody hell kind of question is this? I need to bathe, I need to shit, I need to brush my teeth, I need to wash my face. What else do you do in the bathroom? I don't have a girl to bang so remembering to clean the cum off the towel rack is not on my to do list.

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What would be the best thing about being a vampire?

Biting chicks on the thigh and blame it on my vampire tendencies. "Grrrrrl I got that vampire-itis and there is no cure so don't be alarmed if I bite them thick ole thighs" lmao

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How many countries have you traveled to?

One, the Bahamas. Hopefully will travel more one day.

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Cats or Dogs?

Reptiles

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Thursday, November 11, 2010